Quaid-e-Azam in Peshawar
Pathan ne illegal dewar bnai
Ksi ne kaha kuch aisa kro k dewar
purani lge
Pathan ne dewar pe likh dia
Hum QUAID E AZAM ko peshawr any pr
khush amdid khty hain.
by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!) / 560 views
Similar Jokes
Police: Bibi aap bohat bahadur hain daku ko bohat maara aap ne.
Lady kanpty hue: Mujhe kya pata wo daku tha, mein to samjhi mera shohar dair se ghar aaya hai.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Doctor sahab ek mareez ko dekhtey hi boley, “Aap ko to ainak ki zaroorat bohat arsey sey thee, laikin aap nazar test kerwaney aaj aaey hein”
“Kamaal hey”, mareez ney hairaan ho ker kaha, “Aap ko yeh baat muaina kerney sey pehley hi maloom ho gyee, aap yaqeenan intehai tajarba kaar doctor hein”
Doctor: “Is mein tajarbey ki koi khaas baat nahi, agar aap bahar laga hua board parh saktey to aap ko maloom ho jaata key mein mahir-e-imraaz-e-niswaan hoon”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.
Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle.
The first nerd was stunned and asked, "Where did you get such a nice bike?"
The second nerd replied, "Well, yesterday I was walking along minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want!'"
The second nerd nodded approvingly, "Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi
.
Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi
.
Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain?
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Boss: Tumhare Father ka kya naam hai?
Servant: Bijli Deen
Boss: Ye kaisa naam hai?
Servant: Sir, pehle unka naam Chiraag Deen tha,
lakin jab se Science ne taraki ki hai unhon ne apna
naam Bijli Deen rakh lya ha
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A man found his wife having affair with a guy.
He decided 2 kill himself & his wife.
Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola-
tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai!
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Husband and Wife were fighting,
Husband: Begum ye masla humein Larai se nhi Aqal se hal krna chahiye..! . . . . .
Biwi: Haan..! Ta k Tum Jeet jao na;->!!!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan Ny Bache Ka Nam MQM Rakha
Dost: Apko MQM Sy Nfrat Hy
Phr Apny Bete Ka Nam MQM Ku Rukha,
Pathan: Hum Sari Dunya Ko
Batana Chata Hai Pathan MQM Ka Baap He.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
ak KANJOOS ak admi ko hotle lay gaya.
to KANJOOS osay bar bar ak ak glass pani ka la kar pelata hai.
ADMI tang ho kar KANJOOS say.
bhai sahab tori se roti lay ao halaq main pani panse gaya hai.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)