Sardar: mere dada ny 1857 ki jang main dushman ki tangain kat dee thin.

Dost:

Grdnain q nai katin

Srdar:

Wo pehly he kti pari thi…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 554 views

The Judge asked the woman

The Judge asked the woman in court “Is your appearance before me today solely
down to the warrant that the court sent to your lawyers?"

"Certainly not" she replied " I always dress this way when going to work.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy :-you look like a barbie.

Height of insult
Boy :-you look like a barbie.
Girl :-*happily* you mean
beautiful&tall ?.
Boy : no, plastic & without brain..XD

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Door ki nazer

Bania’s son: Daddy meri door ki nazar kharab hai
SPECKS banwa do.
Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Woh dekh
kya hai?
Son: Suraj
Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur
tak dekhna chahe hai tu.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aik pathan ko koi aadmi mobile par

Aik pathan ko koi aadmi mobile par bohat tang kar raha tha

Pathan ne tang aa kar apni sim badal lior osse naye number se phone karte hoe bola
Abb mujhe tum tu kiatumhara baap bhi tang naheen kar sakta
Main ne sim badal li hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

im murgha!

1 poltry farm ka manager dousray poltry farm vaalon k haan gia,
vahan ja k daikha k dusray poltry farm valon ki 75% murghian 2 , 2 anday deti hain.
Manager apne poltry farm vapis aaya,
danda(stick) utha lia or announce kia jo murghi aaj se 2 anday nahi degi,uski dhulai hua kre gi.
Sab murghion ny dar k maaray
2 , 2 anday diae,par 1 ny 1 hi anda dia,
manager ny us se poucha,baqi sb ny 2 , 2 diae,tum ny 1 q dia?
Us ny javab dia: shukr karo ma ny 1 anda de dia hai,ma murgha houn.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)