So what's to worry about?
A leopard went to see an optometrist because he thought he needed an eye exam.
"Every time I look at my wife," he worriedly told the optometrist, "I see spots before my eyes."
"So what's to worry about?" replied the doctor. "You're a leopard, aren't you?"
"What's that got to do with anything?" replied the patient.
"My wife is a zebra.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 683 views
Similar Jokes
Agar Kuttey Aur Sardar Mein
English Speaking Ka Muqabla Ho To Kaun Jeetey Gha?
Jeetey Jo Marzi
Laikin Yeh Baat To Teh Hai
K Muqabla Mumkin Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Plan For Future:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ahmed : I want 2 b a pilot.
James : I want 2 b a doctor.
Swati: I want 2 b a good mother.
Asif : I want 2 help Swati.
by nadeem (few years ago!)
Husband gusse may:aaj tmne ye kesa khana bnaya hy?
Bilkul Gobar jesa!!
Wife: uff Mairey khudaia!! Iss Admi ne kia kia chakkha huwa hai.;
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
One day in class, the teacher told everyone to turn
to a blank sheet of paper in their notebooks. She
noticed that Chip, the dumb jock, was having
trouble with her directions.
"Have you found a blank piece yet, Chip?" said
the teacher.
"Nope. I haven't," said the dumb jock. "Somebody
went through and drew lines across all of the
pages."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa Was Inserting Dog’s Tail
Into Pipe
Banta: Oye, Kutte Ki Dum Kabhi
Seedhi Hui Hai Aajtak?
Santa: Idiot,Main To Pipe Bend
Kar Raha Hu
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Why do Indian women want same husband in next
life too??
.
.
Bcoz
.
.
Efforts taken by her to change him in this life will
not b wasted!! ;-)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Raat ka time jab Munna aur Chinkie apnay bed room mien so rahay thay to phone ki ghanti baji.
Voice: Aray doctor sahab jaldi aayeay! Meray betay nay blade kha liya hai.
Munna abhi jaanay k liye tayyar hi hota k dobara phone aata hai.
Voice: Doctor Sahab! Aab aanay ki koi zaroorat nahi, meray husband ko shave k liye doosra blade mil gaya hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek pathan kafi dair se apna “NIKAH NAMA” dekh rha tha, Wife ne tung a kr pocha:
Kia dekh rhe ho? Pathan bola:
.EXPIRY DATE” dhoond raha Hon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Zameen par rehne wali janwer bacche deti hai, Hawa mein urne wali andey deti hai!
Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti hai??
Student: “Air Hostess!”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
EK DOST DUSRE DOST SE APANI PATNI KI
DHOKHE BAJI KE BARE ME BATATE HUE BOLA- ”
MAI KUCH DINO KE LIYE BAHAR GAYA THA - AUR
JAB MAI GHAR AAYA TO MAINE APNI PATNI KO
APNE HI DOST KE SATH BADROOM ME DEKHA,
JABKI MAINE USE APNE LAUTNE KA SMS BHI
BHEJA THA, TUM HI BATAO, ISE KYA KAHENGE?”
DUSRA DOST BOLA- “YAHI KI SHAYAD USE
TUMHARA SMS NAHI MILA.”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)