Suno,
dettol istamal mat karna.:-)





suna hai us se jarasim mar jate hain

magar

hum ap ko khona nai chahte.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 443 views

Boys Girls

Boys Girls se Zyda Naik hoty hain Kuyn k

Jab b koi B0y kesi Girl ko dakhta hai to bolta hai

Sadky Jawan, kurbban Jawan, MashaAllah, SubhanAllah,

Aur Girl Boy ko dakh kar kahti hai

Dekho kaisy ghor raha hai

Kamina, Zaleel, Be-Sharam, Be-Haya

Tu Sabit howa boys Girls se Zyda Naik hoty hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

BoyFrnd on msg

BoyFrnd on msg: Sweet heart Kya kar Rahi ho…….??
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GirlFrnd: meri Tabiyat Kharab hai Jaanu Sone Ja Rai Hu & You……??
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Boyfrnd: Mai Cinema Hall me Tere Piche baitha popcorn kha rha hu Kamini.. =DD
boy RocKZ..-.. Girl Shock

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tum Pehle Jitna Pyar Nahi Karte

Patni-Tum Pehle Jitna Pyar Nahi
Karte Ho,Shadi Se Pahle To
Pados Ki Chhat Se Kudkar Milne Ate The

Pati-Ab Sochta Hu Ki Usi Chhat Se Kud Jau

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jab tumhe meri yaad ati hai

Girl:
Jab tumhe meri yaad ati hai to tum kya karte
ho..?
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Boy:
Main tumhari favorite icecream kha leta hu aur
tum?
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GIRL:
Main GOLD FLAKE pi leti hu..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

formate memorycard

Wife: Zara Mujhay Apna Mobile Dekhana

Husband: Wait Us Ko Main On To Kar Loun,
Delete Videos Delete Pictures Delete Private Folders Delete Numbers Delete All Messages Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete Format Memory Card, Yeh Lo...

Wife: acha 10 Baj Gaiy Hain. Bus Time Hi Dekhna Tha Thanks../"

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)