Sardar to Pathan

Sardar: Agar narail ki darkht par char jawon
Tu Engineering College ki larkiyan dekhengi??
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Pathan: Han.. Owr agar hath chor daiga
Tu Medical College ki bhi dekh jayengi

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 211 views
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