1 13 khayal
1
13
khayal
20
na aawey
tay
80
udaas ho
janday haan
100
20
nhi sakdy
Chalo
A
10
devo
Tusi
20
saanu
iina
E
yad
kardey O
Ya roz
32
band
kar k
100
janday
O.
A gall kisay 9
20
na 10 daveen k
13 mera 7 hamesha rahaway ga
Q
k
A DIL 20
Tera
tey
80
20 tere
I MIS U DIL K 7
Hum 2,9,1,7. .
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