"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

by usmanzahid (few years ago!) / 554 views

Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya.

Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya.
Pathan jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha,
Aur likha tha maine bewaqoof banaya tumko.
Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya,
“Main toh aaya hi nahi tha”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Andaaz Badal Jaate Hai

Injection room ke baahar notice board

Koi mar nahi jata injection

lagwane se Galib Bass

uthne baithne ke andaaz badal jaate hain… ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.

Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.

Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.
Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

mathematics

box was not opening
lawyer applied the all laws but box did not open
physics professor applied all the forces but it did not open
mathematicain said let us suppose box is open.

by zohaib (few years ago!)

cold cofee & hot cofee

Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu? Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)