Pathan Interview Dene Gaya Office K Gate Per Ja K Bola:
May I Come In Sir ?
OFICER: Wait Plz

Pathan: 80 KG

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 492 views

Aaj kal ki ladkiyon ka dress.

Aaj kal ki ladkiyon ka dress..:p
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Yahan se less
vahan se less
kabi sleevless to
kabi backles ;) :p
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Aur koi ladka ghoor ke dekhe
to kehti hain..
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"SAALA KUTTA KAMINA CHARACTER-LESS..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

MagerMach

Teacher to Student: "MagerMach" ko jumly main istimal karo.

Student: Main Mastung chala jaon ga "Mager Mach" ni jaon ga. :D

by lescol (few years ago!)

LADKi waLe PANDiT ko

LADKi waLe PANDiT ko: hume aisa LADKA chahiye jo kuch KHATA-PITA NA ho
PANDIT: jajman aisa LADKA to i.C.U. ya EMERGENCY WARD me miLega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dost Kameene Hi Hote Hai

1 dost dusre dost ko raat 2 bje phone karta
hai
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1st- hello, bhai jaldi aa kuch kaam he
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2nd- kya kaam he yr mujhe nind aarhi he ,
mai nhi aa raha
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1st- yr plz aja kuch jaruri kaam he

2nd- muje nind aa rhi he, K bye.
Gudnyt Phone off.
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kuch der baad 2nd dost ko lagta hai. jaruri

kaam hoga, wo rat 2 bje us dost k ghar jata he 2nd- ha bol kya kaam he?

1st- bhai, wo light or t.v band karde

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Koi acha sa kapda dikhaiye

Santa says: Koi acha sa kapda (cloth) dikhaiye.

Salesman: Plain main dikhaon?

Santa: Abey hawai jahaz main nahi dukan par hi dikha!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)