shadi ke baad

Larki: Main shaadi ke baad tumharay saray dukh baant lun
gi.
Larka: Mujhay tou koi dukh nahi hai.
Larki: Main shaadi ke baad ki baat kar rahi hun.

by @irha@ (few years ago!) / 1106 views
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