Neak kaam
Sir: ap ne koi neak kam kia hai
Bacha :g han kia hai
Sir:kon sa
Bacha :aik din aik bazurg aisa se ghar ja rahe the me ne peche kutta lagaya wo jald ghar punch gae
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