Hum Izzat Mei Thora Pechay Hain

Punjabi:Hum Izzat Mei Thora Pechay Hain

Sindhi: Hum Kaam Mei Thora Pechay Hain

Balochi: Hum Taleem Mei Thora Pechay Hain

Pathan: Hum Bila Waja Pechay Hain!

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