Try Karna Umar Qaid Ho
Qatil: Try Karna Umar Qaid Ho
Phansi Na Ho
Pathan Lawyer: Dont Worry
After Court Qatil: Kia Hua
Pathan:
Bohat Mushkil Se Umar Qaid Hoi
Adalat To Riha Kar Rahi Thi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 600 views
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