Jannat Aur Molvi
Aik aurat jannat kai farishtay sai boli: era nikah mere duniya wale shohar sai karwa do
Farishta bola: nikah to karwa doon pehlay koi molvi to jannat me aaye.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 558 views
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