Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet.

Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 586 views

Izzat Barha Saktein Hain

Yeh 8 Baatein Kisi Ke Dil Mein Aapki Izzat Barha Saktein Hain:

1) SALAAM Karna.
2) Kisi Ko Jaga Dena.
3) Asal Naam Se Pukaarna.
4) Bilawaja Behes Na Karna.
5) Dosray Ki Baat Bhi Tahamul Se Sunna.
6) Apni Ghalti Tasleem Karna.
7) Bina Bolay Rs1000 Ka Balance Share Karna.
8)7th point Pe Ziada Dehaan Dena.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Patnee Ka Cheharaa

Pati se patnee kaar chalaanaa seekh rahee thee

apane pati se bolee - ye saamane kaa sheeshaa sahee nahee lagaa huA hai

pati ne puchhaa- kyo kyaa gaDabaD hai ?

patnee ne kahaa- isame peeche A rahee kaaren hee dekh paatee hu par apanaa cheharaa nahee dekh paa rahee hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Your daughter

Neighbor: I noticed that your daughter is mostly in
the kitchen.
Probably she loves cooking so many varieties.
Her little brother instantly replied: NO, actually
our telephone connection is in the kitchen.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A Guy Searching,

A Guy Searching,

These Keywords on Google:

“How to Tackle A Wife..”

Google Search Result:

“Good Morning, Sir..!

Even We are Searching..” =D =P

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Swimming pool

Sardar Jee As A Director :
U Should Jump 2 D Swimming Pool 4m 100 Ft
Height
Hero: I Don’t Knw Swiming
Sardar Jee : Oye Don’t Worry Yaar Pool Is Empty …

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)