Neend aati hai to
Neend aati hai to Khuab aata hai,
Khuabon main Ek Larki aati hai,
Larki k peechy uska Baap aata hai,
Phir Na Neend aati hai, Na Khuab aata hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 581 views
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