Baap ne apne baite ki talashi li
Baap ne apne baite ki talashi li, jaib se naswar, cigrette, chars, katrina kaif ki tasaweer aur girls ke numbers baramad hoye, baap ne baite ko buhat mara aor kaha, kab se kar rahe ho ye sab kuch?
Baita rote hoye bola,
"Baba meny app kee jacket pehni hui hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 573 views
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