An big Elephant is drinking out of a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river.
"Why did you do that?" asks a passing giraffe.

"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 47 years ago."

"Wow, what a memory!" says the giraffe.

"Yes," says the elephant. "Turtle recall."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 632 views

queen of devils

A line written on a Husband's T shirt : ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN.. . . . . . . . OF THEM..:-

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathan ki b.v

Pathan:parso meri bivi kunwe me gir gai bahot chot lagi chila rahi thi
friend :ab kaisi hai?

Pathan :ab theak hai kal se kunwe se awaz nai aai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Ladke walo ko ladki pasand

Ladke walo ko ladki pasand aa gayi aur unhone ladki walon se kha ki shadi kab karni hai?

Ladki walo ne kha ki abhi hamari ladki padh rahi hai, pdhai ke baad shadi hogi

Ladke walo se gusse mein kaha ki hamara ladka kya bandar hai jo kitabe phaad dega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan in Riksha

1 Pathan & Uski B.V Riksha Me Aakar Bethe, Driver Ne Shesha Set Kia, Pathan Chillaya Bola:
Tum Hamara B.V Ko Dekhta Hay!

Tum Peechay Betho Riksha Hum Chalaiga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Arrange marriage

Arrange marriage :
Rs 200,000 shadi per
Rs. 50,000 haq mehar
Rs. 50,000 mukhtalif rasmon per
Rs. 300,000 jahez
... Rs 100,000 valeema
shadi k 3 dino ka kharch Rs. 30,000

total : Rs 775,000

love marriage

RS 120 ka stamp paper
200 taxi ka kiraya
50 typist ko
mithai Rs 300

total: 670

dil lagao
kharcha bachao
aaj nhe kro ge to kal bhugto ge

khamoshi ka bycot.....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)