Papa Good News Hai
Son: Papa Good News Hai.
Papa: Kya?
Son: Aapko yad hai aapne kaha tha k agar mai Exam mai Paas ho Jaun To mujhe 5000 denge.
Father: Haan
Son: Aapke 5000 bach gaye.
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