Fact of Class Room: Jab Professor Tumhain Class Se Baahar Nikal Dey To Samajh Lo K Tum Taraqqi Kar Rahe Ho. Coz He Might be Afraid That You Know More Than Him! Be Positive.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 526 views

Sardar's exams and fighting

2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

America ki soch -Hum chand par pahoch gaye,

America ki soch -Hum chand par pahoch gaye,
Ab aage kya karna he ?????
China ki soch - Hum 90% Dunia ki market pe raj
kar rahe he,
Ab baaki par kese kare ?????
Hum Bhartiyo ki soch - 12 baje light gayi thi to 2
baje aayi thi ,
Ab 4 baje gai to 6 baje aayi,
Matlab sala 8 baje wapas jayegi ?????
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"Oye fatafat motor laga ke pani bhar le ,
Mae mera mobile charge me laga deta hu" ..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Govt kehti h k"1 ladki ne padhai kr

Govt kehti h k"1 ladki ne padhai kr li to ghar k 4 logo ko shiksit banati h"

Pr ladki k padhte tym Colg me 40 ladke FAIL ho jate h uska kya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Baqi Batein

2 aurton ko 20 saal ki saza mili 20 saal ek sath jail me guzaar kar jab dono riha hui to dono ne muskurate hue kaha

Chalo ab baqi batein ghar phnch kr krte he :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

35 Sal Ki Lady Balcony Se Niche

35 Sal Ki Lady Balcony Se Niche
Kachre Ke Dibbe Me Giri.
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Ya Dekh Kay Santa Nay Kaha
Husband Zyada He Shokeen Lagta Hai
Werna Abhi 5 10 Saal Aur Chal Sakti Thi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)