My wedding was going
Santa: My wedding was going to happen but... Banta: But? What's the problem? Santa: My wife didn't know it.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 578 views
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Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha "EID MUBARAK"
.
Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
"KHAIR MUBARAK"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyun ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: Toh phir ubalne kyu, kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...
Ghalat Kehte Hain.
.
.
.
Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Malkin:Tu 3 Din Kam Pe Q Ni Ayi
Kamwali:Maine FaceBook P Status Update Kr Diya Tha
K Mai Gao Ja Rahi Hu Sahab Ne Comment B Kiya
HAVE A SAFE TRIP
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha!
Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho?
Pathan: Hamara bhabiachi aurat nahi hai.
Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata.
Pathan Bola:
O Yara mein jis dost se bi puchta hun k tum kis se phone pe baat ker rahe ho,Woh yehe kehta hai
TERI BHABI SE !!
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
Sardar ne masjid se jooti chori ki or pakrra geya Molvi: inne jutti chukki ae.. Edi Tind’ karo.
Sardar : Aa ik jutti waapas le lo, te Foji cutting kr deo.:
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1990 mian American bank ny "Bill Gates" ko 2 Lakh ka lone dainy sy inkaar kiya tha...
2001 main duniya k ameer tareen shaks "Bill Gates" ny wo bank khareed liya...
Or Aaj Ufone waloon ny mujhy loan dainy sy inkaar kya hy 15 rupee ka...
U just wait and watch...
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Na Na Moafi ka to sawal hi paida ni hota sain..
by lescol (few years ago!)
The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Papa bear were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide who he was going to live with.
So, the judge wanted to talk to baby bear to see what he thought about living with either of his parents. When he asked baby bear about living with his father, baby bear said "No, I can't live with Papa bear, he beats me terribly."
"OK," said the judge, "then you want to live with your mother, right?"
"No way!" replied baby bear, "She beats me worse than Papa bear does."
The judge was a bit confused by this, and didn't quite know what to do. "Well, you have to live with someone, so is there any relatives you would like to stay with?" asked the judge.
"Yes," answered baby bear, "my aunt Bertha bear who lives in Chicago."
"You're sure she will treat you well and won't beat you?" asked the judge.
"Oh definitely," said baby bear, "the Chicago Bears don't beat anybody."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Friend: Tumko Sharam Nahi Aati Tumhara Baap Tailor hai.
Aur Tmhari Shirt Phati Hui Hai.
Sardar: Sharam to Tumko Bhi Nahi Aati.
Tumhara Baap Dentist Hai or Tumhara Bhai Bina Dant k Paida Hua!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ragging ke waqt ladko ne 1 ladki se kaha,1 sawal
ka jawab do-patna kahan par hai?
ladki-bihar mein
boys-yahin pat jao itne dur jaane ki kya jarurat
hai..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)