MAN-God give me strength. PRIEST-Are you going to a battle? MAN - no, to visit my in-laws.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 557 views

School Aur Girls College Mein Kya Difference Hai?

Teachar Ne Ek Din Time Pass Karne Ke Liye Class Mein Sawah Puchha

Teacher: “School Aur Girls College Mein Kya Difference Hai?”

Pappu: “School Ke Bahar Gadi Dheere Chalaye Ka Board Laga Hota Hai, Jabki Girls College Ke Samne Nahi”

Teacher: “Baat To Sahi Hai, Par Ab Ye Bhi Batao Aisa Kyu Hota Hai?”

Pappu: “Jarurat Hi Nahi Hai, Kyunki Acchi-Acchi Gadiya Bhi Girls College Ke Samne Se Dheere Hokar Nikalti Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Police arrested a drunkard asked

Police arrested a drunkard asked: Where r u going?

Man: I'm going 2 a lecture on ill effects of drinking.

Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight?
Man: My wife...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 sardar apne bhai ko mar raha tha

1 sardar apne bhai ko mar raha tha.
1 admi ne poch tum esy q mar rahe ho.?
Sardar:
doctor ne kya c
.
.
enu goli kut k deni aa.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bachpan vich maan di gal suni hondi

Sardar:
Bachpan vich maan di gal suni hondi te aj a din na vekhna painda.
Wakeel:
Kya kehti thi tumhari maan?
Sardar:
Anni deya jadon gal e nien suni tey fer dasaan ki.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Keyboard Alphabets Were Not In Order

Sardar G Joined New Job
1st Day He Spent 11 Hrs On Computer Boss Was Happy N Askd:
Wat He Did?

Sardar G:
Keyboard Alphabets Were Not In Order I Arranged Dem

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)