Boy1: Dude i got a new car, a laptop and a mobile.

Boy2: Cool bro, what does your father do?






Boy1: He sells ONIONS...!! :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 557 views

Political Corruption

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness.

"Isn`t it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"

The witness stared out the window as though he hadn`t hear the question.

"Isn`t it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated.

The witness still did not respond.

Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."

"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan or Gadhe me 3 Batien

Pathan or Gadhe me 3 Batien Common hain
1.Bachpan me Dono Khubsurat hote hn
2.Bachpan se hi Mehnati hote hn
3.Bare ho kr Dono Transport ka Kaam kerte hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ye baat sun kar

Ye baat sun kar Mere haathon se Gol Gappa hi
gir gya
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jab gol gappe wala bola
"Please give your feedback on Our Facebook

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Our new neighbor always

Joke:Wife: Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he goes to work,why dont you do that? Husband:How can I? I dont even know her. Hav a great nite ahead..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.

Santa Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Santa ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Santa ji mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Santa: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)