Husband Comes Home Early
Husband Comes Home Early And Sees Wife With Another Guy.
Wife: Why Are You Early?
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Husband: Who Is He?
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Wife: Don't Try To Change The Topic
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 582 views
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