In a class room.
Girl- Who get more angry boys or girls?
Boy- Girls only.
Girl- How?
Boy- If I kiss u, u'll get angry, but when u kiss me I'll never get angry..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 584 views

Akal Badhi Ki Bhains?

Circuit- Bhai ye bata Akal badhi ki bhains?

Munna Bhai- Pehle apun ko date of birth bata tabhi to bataega tereku, aisehi khali peeli time khoti karta hai sala.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mere Nana ne mujhse

SANTA: Mere Nana ne mujhse choti si baat par rishta tod diya..
BANTA: Kyun.Kya kha unhone.?
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Unhone kaha..
Moongphali me dana nhi Hum tumhare Nana Nhi..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

India match haar gaya

Banta: Santa, itna udhaas kyu baita hai?
Santa: yaar betting mein maine 2000 gavaa
diyaa :-(
Banta: kaise?
: India pe 1000 rupaiye ka bet lagaaya tha aur
India ne match haar gaya
Banta: lekin 2000 kaise?
Santa: aaj us match ka highlights daale. India pe
ummeed rakh ke phir 1000 dala tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Larkiyan Aik Dusrey K0

Larkiyan Aik Dusrey K0 Gift Deti Hein Like:

Perfume , Earringz , Suitz , Fl0werz , Ch0c0latez!!

Aur Larkey?
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Ye Le Bachi Ka Number Kya Yaad Karega:P

Par Saaley Mera Naam Nahin Aana Chahye Bus :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Friend

Ek kadvaa sach :-)
Behan ki friend behan ho sakti hai,
Bhai ka friend Bhai ho sakta hai,
lekin wife ka friend wife nahi ban sakti

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)