Sardar To Sardarni
Sardar To Sardarni:
“Jaldi Roti De Ajj 4 Wajjay Khotyan Di Race Ay,
Main Othe Jaana Ay”…
Sardarni:
“Bus Rein Diyo,
Turya Jaanda Nai,
Tay Race Lao Gay”.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 579 views
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