Girl to teacher: Sir, class de sare munde meinu bhua bhua kehnde ne.

Teacher: Kon kon ehnu bhua kehnda hai, hath kada karu.

Sante to bina sab ne hath kada kar lita.

Teacher: Sante, tu ehnu bhua nahi kehda?

Santa: Sir, mein te ehna sab da FUFFARH han.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 604 views

Kitne admi they?

Gabbar : Kitne admi they?
Sambha : Sardar 2

Gabbar : Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba : Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai



Gabbar : Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba : 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.

Gabbar : To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba : Beech mein koi nahi aata

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

We two, our two!!

Teacher: What will you do once you are old enough?

Student: Marriage

Teacher: I mean, what you want to be?
Student: Bridegroom

Teacher: I wanted to know what do you want to get?
Student: Bride

Teacher: Idiot, what do you want to do for your parents?
Student: Get a daughter-in-law

Teacher: Stupid, what do your parents want from you?
Student: Grandson

Teacher: Dumaass, what is your goal in life?
Student: We two, our two!!

by Hina Ali (few years ago!)

Pathan aur Sardar

Sardar: Ye Bacha Tmara Kia Lagta Hy?

Pathan: Ye Hmara Dooor Ka Sagga Bhai Hy

Srdar: Dooor Ka.Saga Bhai? Me Samja Nai

Pathan:Is K Or Mere Drmiyan
13 Behen Bhai Hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek phatan ne bus

Ek Pathan ne Bus Khaayi mein gira di,
Police:Ye kaise huwa ?
Pathan:Oh...Yara humko nahi pata aaj humara
conduter nahi aya tha isliye hum peeche kiraya lene
gaya huwa tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Clinic k age lambi line lagi thi

DR. k Clinic k age lambi line lagi thi,
1 aadmi bar-bar line me ghusta tha,
log use piche kr dete the,

Aadmi bola- Lage raho salo, mai bhi clinic nahi kholunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)