Santa enters a store that sells curtains.
Santa enters a store that sells curtains.
He tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.”
He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 624 views
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