Girl: Main Tumhary Pyar Mein
Girl: Main Tumhary Pyar Mein
Marr Gayi Lutt Gayi Barbaad
Ho Gayi . . .
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Boy: Main Kon Sa Tere Pyar
Mein BILL GATES Ban Gaya ..
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A simple alternative, now that McDonald's has spread to virtually every country on earth, has become to look at what a Big Mac costs, the IW said.
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