Girl:- Jaldi khidki se kudoo, papa aa gaye hai

Boy:- Lekin ye 13v manzil hai

Girl:- Janu ye subh - asubh sochne ka waqt nahi hai, jaldi kud jao

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 598 views

Wife2 husband

Wife2 husband:tu jahan-jahan chalega mera saya saath hoga..
mera saya.. mera saya..
Husband: Mujhe pehle se hi sak tha ki tu bhutni hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Biwi husband se

Biwi, husband se- Tumhe mere rishtedaar pasand nahi!Husband: Kya baat kar rahe ho! Mujhe apni saas se achhi tumhaari saas lagti hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ladka Bhola Tha Ya Bevkoof?

Ek Ladka-Ladki Ek Dusre Ko Bahut Chahte The, Ek Din Ladki Ladke Se Boli.

Ladki: “Meri Mummy Ko Tum Bahut Pasand Aaye”
Ladka Sharmate Hue Ladki Se Bola.

Ladka: “Kuch Bhi Ho, Main Shaadi Tumse Hi Karunga, Aunty Se Kahna Mujhe Bhool Jaye“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bullfight Buffet

A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the day. The waiter brings him two very big balls on a huge plate, which the tourist eats with relish. The next day he goes to the same restaurant again, once again orders the specialty of the day, and he is brought two very big balls on a huge plate. It tastes even more scrumptious.

The third day he does the same and the fourth, but on the fifth day he goes to the restaurant and orders the specialty of the day, and they bring him two very small balls on a big plate. The man asks, "What gives?"

And the waiter says, "Senor, the bullfighter doesn't always win!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)