pathan service shoes ke dukan par
pathan service shoes ke dukan par
Bari guarantee daindey o
jutti ne tay 2 din v nai kaddy
dukandar: huwa kay hai
pathan: Masjid vichon chukki gai ey.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 554 views
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