Sir- samundar me nimbu
Sir- samundar me nimbu ka ped ho to nimbu kaise todoge?
Student- chidiya bankar
Sir- aadmi ko chidiya kya teri ma banayegi?
Student- samundar ped kya tera baap lagayega!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 508 views
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