Ek aadmi ne conductor se pucha:
Ek aadmi ne conductor se pucha: Aap kitne ghante bus me rehte ho?
Jawab : 24 hours. Wo kaise?
Jawab Mila : 8 ghante city bus me
baaki 16 ghante biwi ke “BASME”!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 651 views
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