Wife: Agar mai gum ho Jaon to Tum Kiya Karo Ge?

Husband: Mai Akhbar me Add Donga!

Wife: Kiya Add do ge? Husband: "JAHAN RAHO KHUSH RAHO!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 602 views

Lifeboat

After a ship sank in the ocean, three men ended up stranded in a lifeboat. They floated around for days without food or water. One afternoon a bottle floated up to the boat. The men grabbed the bottle and when they pulled the cork out of the bottle, a genie appeared.
'I'll grant each of you a single wish,' said the genie.

'I wish I was home,' said the first man. Then, poof! he disappeared.

'I wish I was home, too,' said the second man. Poof! He disappeared too.

The third man looked around. 'Gee, I'm kind of lonely,' he said. 'I wish my friends were here with me.'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bachelor schedule

Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko pyar,
Wednesday ko shaadi,
Thursday ko barbadi,
Friday ko fighting,
Saturday ko talaq,
Sunday ko rest,
Monday ko phir se talash.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Bachho Ko Pyaar Kara Karo

Ek Baar Pappu Bahut Jorr-Jorr Se Ro Raha Tha To Uski Maa Usse Puchte Hai.

Maa: “Alle Alle Mera Beta Kyu Ro Raha Hai?”

Pappu: “Dad Ne Mujhe Kissi Nahi Di”

Maa: “Tumne Unko Table Nahi Sunaya Hoga”

Pappu: “Baazu Wali Aunty Ko Kounse Tables Aate Hain?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Stupidity

what is the extreme limit of stupidity? Two
Sardars sitting on a Rikshaw….,
and….,
fighting for a corner seat.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Walking 5 miles

When I was your age; I thought nothing of walking
5 miles to school.
I agree, I don't think much of it myself!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)