Pandit: I am so miser
Pandit: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.
Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 572 views
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ik thi rani
dono mar gaye khatam kahani
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nechay kya laash dhund rahe ho? Bola na khatam
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Utha kr $aaf kia to 1 Jin nikla or kaha
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Khuda kry kisi ko muhbat mai judai na mily,
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.wah wah
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Or jo mujy msg na kary usy srdi mai razai na mily…
Happy thand season..aasee
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Dedicated to All boys:
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“Apki kahani humari zubani”
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Apke pas dimag hai,
chalta ni alag baat hai..
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Aap smart hai,
koi manta nai hai alag baat hai..
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Ap sareef hai,
lagta nai alag baat hai..
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Kaafi izzat hai apki,
koi karta nai alag baat hai..
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Apki bezzati ho rahi hai..
Aap phir bhi ye post padhke hass
rahe
hai..
‘kya baat hai’…
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Pathan Ne Oxford Univrsty Mein Top Kia Media: Agay Kya Karna Chahtay Ho?
Pathan:
“Bachpan Se 1 Hi Khuwab Hai
K Ham Apna Lunday Ki Dukaan Kholay Ga”
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Banta: Yeh chaaku kyun ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
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Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye!
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*Anmol Moti*
Agr Tm Chahtey ho K Tmhry Pas Hmesha Dosto Ka Hjoom Rahy Tou Ye 4 Cheezaen Apney Pas Rkkho..
1.UPS
2.Genratr
3.Thanda pani
4.bareek pin wala charger
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan apni BV se naraz hogya,
aur apni bv aur apne apko marne ka faisla kia.
Usne Apni kanpati pe gun rkhi aur bv ko bola,
Khush na ho, Agla number tera hai!
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)