Girl: hi baby :*
Boy: hii sweet heart...(sending failed)

Girl: Are you there?? :(
Boy: yes yes..I'm here...(sending failed)

Girl: are you ignoring me or what?? :X

Boy: honey I'm not..i m right here..(sending failed)

Girl: Its over..
don't you ever talk to me again !! :@

Boy: Damn ! go to hell.. :@ (message send)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 784 views

Banta: Tumne apni patni ko

Banta: Tumne apni patni ko birthday par diamond ring kiyon di? Voh to car chahti thi na?

Santa: Par mein nakali car kahan se le ke ata?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Munni Badnaam Hai

Dil hai to pyar hai, pyar hai to ishq hai,

Ishq hai to mohabbat hai, mohabbat hai to dard hai,

Dard hai to zandu balm hai aur

Zandu balm hai to munni badnaam hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

funny

Hello G

G,G
Acha G

Han G

Acha

Acha

Really

Na Oye

Phir

Sachi

Phir

Haan

Kaise

Acha G

Haan

Kia?

Oh Nahi G

Sorry Wrong Number..

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Baari Baari Pitai

Silly Man 1- mujhe kal paanch logon ne peeta..

Silly Man 2-to tune kuch nahi
kiya..??

Silly Man 1-maine kaha saalo ek ek karke aao..

Silly Man 2-fir kya hua...??

Silly Man 1-fir kya..sabne mujhe baari baari karke wapas peeta..!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa ka kamra

Santa :o bhai ap mujhe apne paise wapas karo itna chota kamra tm mujhe janwar samjhte ho.mujhe yahan nai rahna.

Waiter:o bhai ye ap ka kamra nai lift hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)