Pappu Ne Is Bar Rakshabandhan Par Apne Dosto Ke Sath Milkar Discuss Kiya.

Pappu: “Yaar, Aaj Ke Din Koi Bhi Ladki Kisi Bhi Ladke Ko Bhai Bana Leti Hai, Aur Duniya Kuch Nahi Kahti Ulta Sab Khush Hote Hai”

Dost: “Baat To Thik Hai, Phir?”

Pappu: “To Problem Ye Hai Ki Karvachauth Wale Din Kisi Ko Bhi Pati Kyu Nahi Bana Sakti?”

Hume Insaaf Chahiye….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 592 views

Bathroom main bhoot

Santa: Kal mai raat ko bathrooom gaya toh andar bhoot tha
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Banta: to phir kya hua ?? :O
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Santa: Hona kya tha mai bhoot sey bola tum kar lo humara to wesey hi nikal gaya hai..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

mother

Pathan ki Maa pathan se ;

"Uth jao dekho Sooraj kab ka

nikal aaya hai".
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Pathan : "To kiya hua,

Wo sota bhi to Maghrib se pehlay hai...:-)"

GOOD MORNING

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Jio Mentos Ki Jindagi

Me 20 saal ka ho gaya,
par aaj tak mujhse koi ladki nai pati . .
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Ye hai aam jindagi. . .:-|
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Me 20 saal ka ho gaya,
par aaj tak koi ladki mujhe nahi pata saki. . .
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Ye hai mentos jindagi. .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Colony Ka Bhikari

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.

Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tum shadi shuda ho?

Sardar:
Tum Shadi Shuda Ho?
Pathan:
Han, Humara Aurat Say Shadi Hua Ha
Sardar:
Bewakuf, To Kia Mard Se B Shadi Hoti Ha
Pathan:
Han Humara Bahen Ka Hua Ha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)