Ken chicken
A chicken crossed the road and met James Bond,
'What's your name?'
asked the chicken,
'Bond, James Bond.
Whats yours?',
'Ken, Chick Ken.'
by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!) / 497 views
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