Benefits Of Learning Different Languages
Maan Apni Beti Ko Dantate Hue Kahti Hai.
Maan: “Tumhe Wo Bangali Ladka Kiss Kar Raha Tha To Tumne Use Mana Kyu Nahi Kiya?”
Beti: “Maan, Main Use Mana Kaise Karti Mujhe To Bangali Bolni Hi Nahi Aati“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 528 views
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A old snake goes to see his Doctor.
"Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days".
The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.
The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed.
Doc says, "What's the problem...didn't the glasses help you?"
"The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pati patni mandir main!
Pati-tumne kya manga?
Patni-Ki aap aur main saat janam saath rahe.
Patni-Aur aapne.
Pati-Ye mera saatwa janam ho
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School Me Master Ji Ne Chote Sardar Se Poocha:
Jis Me Koi Kami Nahi
Usko Kya Kehte Hen?”
Chota Sardar Bola :
“Kami-Na”
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Urti Chirya Kay Parr Gin Na
Hum to udti chidya k bhi par gin lete he,
Pathan: Is me mushkil hi kiya hai
2 hi to
hota hein
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billi 1 sheikh k ghar se roti hoi nikli.
kisi ne billi se ronay ki wajah poochi,
billi ne jawab diya
‘ik tey menu marya utton mera choowa v kho laya”
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Sardar ke 10 bachon mai 1 alag dikhta tha
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Jab Us ki Bewi marny wali thi tu sardar ne Pocha: Ab tu bata do Yai kis ka hai?
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Bewi: Sirf Yahi apka hai
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Ravana : Cigeratte hai kya?
Hanuman : Nahi Hai.
Ram : Ek packet hai na.
Hanuman : Aap chup rahiye prabhu. Iske 10 sir hain.
Pura packet khatam ho jayega.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Molvi to Zardari :
“Buray Kaam Chorh Do Warna ALLAH Ka Azaab Ayega”
Zardari :
“Buray Kaam To Parvez Musharaf Kar Gaya
Mein To ALLAH Ka Azaab Hoon.
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Baap ne betay se kaha: Dekho ye aaj tumhari teacher ki taraf se mujhe 1 letter mila hai,
Beta:
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Aap bay-fikar rahein, mein ammi ko nahi bataon ga!'
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Agar Basanti ki Mausi Thakur ko Rakhi Bandhe to
Basanti aur Thakur ka kya Rista hua?
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Free mein Dimag mat chalao, Gabbar ne uske haath kaat diye the.. :
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)