Santa looked himself in mirror and said: Is ko kahain dekha hai.
Then he said: Oye yaad aya, ye to woh he kamina hai jo Shaadi ki album main meri biwi ke saath hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 496 views

Pakistan ka match

Pakistan ka match daikhnay k adaab:

1. Pakstan ka match bawazoo hokar daikhien.

2. Doraan match ayat al kursi ka wird jari rakhien

3. Match say zyada doaon mien khuzo-o-khushoo ka muzahira karien.

4. Catch chotnay ki surat mien laahol parhien.

5. Catch pakray janay ki surat mien Allah ki hamd-o-sana karien.

6. Semi final aur final ka roza rakhien

7. Match musallay per baith kar daikhien

(AAP KI DUAON KA TALIB) => SHAHID AFRIDI <=

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Agar tum ek jungle

Sir: Agar tum ek jungle main ho, aur vahaan pe ek sher aa jaye to tum kya karoge?

Boy: Main ped par chadhunga...

Sir: Agar wo sher ped par bhi aa jaye to tum kya karoge?

Boy: Main Paani main kud jayunga...

Sir: Agar wo Paani main bhi aa jaaye to tum kya karoge?
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Boy: Kaminey tu Meri side se hai, Ya Sher ke..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

zaruri

class teacher boli:

batao bacho zinda rehne k lye kya chez zaruri h

studant:
zor se bola
zinda rehne k lye teri kasam

ek mulakat zaruri h " sanam "

by gazi (few years ago!)

texi driver

I Was In A ‘Taxi’ When The Taxi Driver Said: “I Love This Job..! I Am My Own Boss; & No Body Tells Me What To Do..!” Then I Replied: “Aage Sey Left Le.

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)

Tumhare Mobile Mein Problem Lagti Hai

Ek Pathan Ko Khali Message Aaya, Pathan Ne Usi Mobile Number Par Call Kar Ke Kaha,

Pathan: “Oye Yaara! Tumko Malum Hai? Tumhare Mobile Ki Siyahi Khatam Ho Gayi Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)