sardar
Zindagi me agar kuch hasil karna ho to hamesha apne dimagh ki suno
Agar dimagh se koi jawab na aaye to Dil ki suno Wahan se bhi koi jawab na aae to
Anhken band kr k socho k “Ya-Allah kahin me SARDAR to nhi?
NAHIEEEEEEEE!..
by haleema sadia (few years ago!) / 560 views
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