choha billi
Ek Choha Billi se keh raha tha k
I LOVE YOU.
Billi Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho?
Choha:Jo tum kaho gi mein wohi karoon
ga.
Billi:Kya Tum mere liye jan da sakte ho?
Choha:Na Darling Na,Sadi MAA nu put nai
Labne tenu yar Batheray”.
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