Pappu makes a call from Delhi 2 his wife

Pappu makes a call from Delhi 2 his wife
.
. . .
Servant picked up d phone.

Pappu : Memsab se baat karao !

Servant: Woh to sahab k sath kamre me so rahi hai.
...
...
Pappu : Par sahab to main hu.

servant: Ab main kya karu?

Pappu: Maar de dono ko, main hold karta hu..

After killing....

servant: Dead body ka kya karu ?

Pappu: Ghar k piche swimming pool mein phenk kr bhaag ja.

Servant: Par ghar k piche to swimming pool hai hi nahi.
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Pappu: Oh sorry, wrong number..:-O:P :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 550 views
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