A teacher said to a student
A teacher said to a student could you count to ten for me. This is what the kid said: “1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
10.”
The teacher asked, “Where is 9.”
“7 ate 9,” said the student matter-of-factly.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 509 views
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