Pappu Aur Us Ki GF
Pappu :- Janu ab tum change
ho gayi ho.
GF :- Wo kyun ?
Pappu :- Ab main tumhe KISS
karta hu to tum Eyes Close
Nahi Karti.
GF :- Haramkhor, Pichli Bar
Close ki thi to Mere Purse se
100 Rs. Gayab The.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 552 views
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