Patient: Santa

Patient: Santa, ye phulo ki mala kis k liye?

Santa: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nhi to tmhare liye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 556 views
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Meera: Meri neendien ura k tm khud so rhe ho?

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Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Mera ladla, mera pyara, mera chhona, mera gugla. Muj se shadi karoge? Bolo baby, bolo na !

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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tumhaare aur harish ka

Teacher: tumhaare aur harish ka answers ek jaise hai. woh kaise?

Student: kyunki question ek hi tha na masterji, isliye :-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 aadmi apne bete k liye 1 ROBOT

1 aadmi apne bete k liye 1 ROBOT
laya
jo jooth bolne par THAPAD marta tha.

Beta- Papa aaj me school nahi jaunga mere pet me
dard he (Sattaak...)

Baap- Dekha tune jooth bola
isliye tuje saza mili,
me jab tere jitna tha to kabhijooth nahi bolta tha.
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: ndia jao to saarhee bhejna,

Wife: ndia jao to saarhee bhejna,
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France jao to perfume!!
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Ammer se Ameer Insan

Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai?
Jahan Ameer se Ameer insaan B
Katori le k khada rehta Hai?
Pani Puri wale k paas.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar

Hitlar during Speech: Mairi dictionary mai IMPOSSIBLE ka lafz nahi
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Sardar Uth ke bola: tay mama waikh ke laini ci na Dictionary

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

Interviewer: Let me check your English...Tell me the opposite of good

Sardar: Bad

Interviewer: Come

Sardar: Go

Interviewer: Ugly

Sardar: Pichlli

Interviewer: PICHLLI?

Sardar: UGLY

Interviewer: Shut Up

Sardar: Keep Talking

Interviewer: Ok now stop it

Sardar: ok now carry on

Interviewer: Abay chup ho ja....chup ho ja....chup ho jaa

Sardar: Abe bolta reh....bolta rah....bolta reh

Interviewer: Are yaar

Sardaar: Are dushman

Interviewer: Get Out

Sardar: Come In

Interviewer: U r Rejected

Sardaar: I m selected...bale bale

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
I have the perfect son

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

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Wife- i will die

Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
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