Teacher:What is half of 8??
Teacher:What is half of 8??
Rajnikant:
4
...
Santa:
Depend karta hai agar horizontally aadha karo to '0'
Aur vertically kaato toh '3'.
Santa rocked.
Rajnikant shocked\=D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 506 views
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