Patni Se Panga Na Hi Lo To Achha Hai
Ek Baar Pati-Patni Mein Ladayi Ho Gayi,
Unki Aapas Mein Baat-Cheet Band Thi,
Ek Din Subah Pati Ko Kisi Kaam Se Office Jaldi Jaana Tha,
Usne Raat Ko Paper Par Likha: “Mujhe Subah 5 Baje Utha Dena”
Aur Paper Patni Ke Takiye Ke Paas Rakh Diya,
Subah 8 Baje Jab Wo Utha To Dekha Uske Upar Bahut Saare Paper Pade The,
Aur Likha Tha:
Uth Jao 5 Baj Gaye Hai,
Please Uth Jao, Warna Late Ho Jaaoge
Arrey Pahle Hi Bahut Der Ho Chuki Hai, Ab Uth Bhi Jaao
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 551 views
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bhai behen bichadne ka kya hua anjaam ??
Dnt say wah wah Plz feel the pain ... (o_O )
bhai behen bichadne ka kya hua anjam ??
MUNNA bana MBBS aur MUNNI hui badnaam
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Love is Docomo, do the New.
Mariage is idea
can change Ur life
Wife is Hutch, where ever you go she folows
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Frienship is Airtel 1atut bandhan
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Wife Shoping Kr K Ai
Aur Husband Ne Darwaza Khola
Wife:
Ye Dabba Utha Lo
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Husband:
Is Mein Zarur Mere Khane Ki
Koi Chez Hogi
Wife:
Han Mere Sendal Hain
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Kidnapper phone par: Teri biwi mere kabze mein hai. saboot ke taur par uski do ungliyan bhijwa di hain.
Banta: Sabut pakka nahi hai, mundi bhej mundi..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Jab Kutte Ki Maut Aati Hai...
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To...
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Kutta Mar Jata Hai
Aap Tension Mat Lo.
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Santa: Yaar ab tu mujhe SMS kyu nhi krta?
Banta: Petrol mehnga ho gya hy.
Santa: Petrol & SMS?
Banta: Easy load karvane k lye ghar se 10 km
Dur bike pr jana prta hy.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Arz kiya hai.....
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Khidki se dekha to sadak par koi nahi tha,
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wah wah..!! wah wah..!!!
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gaur farmaiyega.....
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Khidki se dekha to sadak par koi nahi tha...
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Sadak par jake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha
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