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Nazar Andaaz Kerna

Nazar andaaz ker dete hai mujh ko wo kuch aise H.R ke pass perhe ho mere C.V jaise

83 chars (1 sms)


Chartered Accountant Ho

She: kia kerte ho? Me: CA She: waooo !! Chartered Accountant Me: Nai Pagli !! Complete araam ?? ??

101 chars (1 sms)


Welding ka Kam

Kabi toot ke bikar jao tu humare pass Chly ana, Humare ha welding ka kam tasli Bakash kiya jata hai ?? ??

107 chars (1 sms)


Aik charsi bus mein

Aik charsi bus mein chars pee raha tha Sath wale seat per beth ker baba jee boly Tum jahanm me ke rasty per ja rahe ho Charsi bola oye beghaito rukho Mein te gujranwala jana se ?? ??

186 chars (2 sms)


Handsome hona bhi aik bari problem hai

Sala handsome hona bhi aik bari problem hai KOi larka line he ni marti ?? Bas dekhte he kehti hai pata ni kitne girlfriend hongi kameeney ke ?? ??

149 chars (1 sms)


Love Marriage

Teacher: Why Love Marriage Is Better Than Arrange Marriage.?? Girl: Bcoz Ek Jana Pehchana Ullu Ek Anjany Gadhay Se Behtar Hota Hai.. :-)

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Intzar

Us Ko Ana Ho ga To Khud Hi Chali Aaye Gi.. . . . . . Yun Beth Ker Light Ka Intzar Kerna Fuzool Hai.. :-D (,")/ Her Msg Larki Per Nahi Hota.. :-) Hhahaha

154 chars (1 sms)


Bahar Ka Khana

Waiter: Sir Aapny Samosy, Burger Aur Roll Ander Se Kha Liye Magar Bahar Se Chor Diye Hen. Customer: Ji Haan, Mujhy Doctor Ny Bahar Ka Khana Mana Kiya Hai.. :-)

164 chars (2 sms)


5 Minutes

Girl: "I Will Be Ready In 5 Minutes" Boy: " I Will Be Back In 5 Minutes" Those Are Both Equal.. :-D

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Kutty Ki Dum

Pappu Kutty Ki Poonch Pipe Me Daal Raha Tha. Dost: You Idiot, Kutty Ki Dum Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Hoti. Pappu: Aby Duffer, Me Pipe Ko Bend Ker Raha Hun.. :-D

156 chars (1 sms)


KHUSHI vs TENSION

"KHUSHI" Ek Aisi Cheez hai, Jo Aapke paas na hone k baad bhi Aap Chahen to Dusre ko de Sakte ho.. . . . . . . . Maze ki Baat Ye Hai k "TENSION" Bhi Aisi hi Cheez Hai. :-D

173 chars (2 sms)


Boy: Mujhy Maaf Kerna,

Boy: Mujhy Maaf Kerna, Me ny Tum se Chupaya tha k Meri Mangni Ho Chuki Hai. Girl; Aray Koi Baat nahi, Chalo Aaj Me Tumhen Apny Bachon se Milwati Hun...;-p:)

157 chars (1 sms)


"Handsome" or "SMART"

Larka To "Handsome" Hona Chahiye,,, "SMART" To Mobile Bhi Hota Hai...;-p

73 chars (1 sms)


Biwi Ka Jhagra

Bivi Pure 15 Minute Tak Apne Khamosh Shohar Pe Garajne K Bad boli Main Larai Khatam Karna Chah Rahi Hoon Magar Tumhari Is Gongi Badmashi Ki Waja Sy Ghar Jahanum Bana Ja Raha Hai…

178 chars (2 sms)


Punjabi Hajj Karne Geya

Punjabi Hajj Karne Geya Wapis Aya to Dost ne Pocha Shetan ko Kitne Pathar Mary…? Punjabi: Rush He Ina C Pathar Marne Da Moka Hi Nai Milea, Par.. . . Galian Changian Kadd k Aya Wan….

183 chars (2 sms)


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