Search Results for 'Bhai'
Universal msg 4 every girL...
"Kisi bhi khoobsurat larki ko daikh
kr jealous na ho balkay ye socho
k agr ye itni pyari hai to
isska bhai kitna pyara hoga!
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Ullu ke pathey
Kutey k bachey
Gadhey ki aulaad
Saanp ke sapolay
Bhains ke bachray
Bakre ke maimney
Sab kitne chote chote aur cute hote he na
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Munna Bhai: Abe circut ,Ye Bata , Ager Bina daaton ka kutta kate tu kya karnay ka ?
circuit: Simple bhai... bolay tuu... Bina sui k 14 injections :D
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Munna Bhai: Abe circut ,Ye Bata , Ager Bina daaton ka kutta kate tu kya karnay ka ?
circuit: Simple bhai... bolay tuu... Bina sui k 14 injections :D
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Maine Kaha Dilruba
Usne kaha BAlance Bhejwa
Maine kaha Paise Nahi
Usne Kaha Kaise nahi
Maine Kaha Mehangai Hai
Usne kaha tu Mera Bhai ha
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Khaufnaak Andheri raat ke sannatay mey aik Bhoot dosray ko samjha raha tha:
Bhai,ghabra mat ye sab teray dimag ka waham hai, PATHAN-WATHAN khuch nahi hotay
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Yeh pyar b na ajab shay hai
Maa sy ho to ibadat
Bap sy ho to muqaddas
Bhai say ho to aaqidat
Behan say ho to farz
B v say ho to...
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Chunnu
munnu
guddu
pappu
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Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!
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Munna Bhai asked Circut!Boly Tu SMS prhny wala MONKEY ha k DONKEY?Circut:Bhai Simple agr rply kiya to MONKEYnhi tu DONKEY.Boly Tu Abi pta chal jayiega.
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PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega M
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After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
“Battery is OK”
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Dr: Aap pagal kaise huwe?
Pagal: kuch time pehle main ne ek bewa se shadi ki us ki jawan beti ne mere baap se shadi ki: yun wo meri saas ban gaye,un k ghar beti hui to rishte mai wo meri behn hui kiun k main us k baap ka beta tha,dosri taraf wo meri nawasi bhi hui, kiun k main us ki nani ka shohar tha, is liye main apni behn ka nana bana,phir mere ghar beta huwa, tu meri biwi ki beti, mere bete ki dadi bhi lagti thi kiun k wo meri soteli maa thi, chunache mera beta apni dadi ka bhai ban gaya aur main apne bete ka bhanja aur....
Dr: bas karo! Khuda k wastay bas karo warna main pagal hojaonga...
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BoY At Bus StoP saying 2 Girl:Dil JiGar Nazar kYa Hai Mein To TeraY LIYe Jaan B DeDo:
Girl: Wo To Deni Hi PareGi Q k Mera Bhai "MQM" Ka Unit IncharGe Hai...!
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What if Acountants start making Movies....
1 - Muna Bhai C.A,,
2 - Hamara Ledger apke pas hai,,
3 - Maine overdraft kyon kia,,
4 - Journal sey Balance Sheet tak,,
5 - Kabhi Credit Kabhi Debit,,
6 - Cash Balance wale Profit Le Jayenge,,
7 - Hum Tax dE chuke Sanam,,
8 - Kyun TeLi ho gaya na?,,
9 - Mein Acounts ki Diwani hon,,
10 - Kaho na Depreciation hai...!!!
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Indian Boy: Mere 3 Bhai & 3 Behen Hain. Teray Kitne Hain?
American boy: Mere Bhai Behen Nahi, Par Meri Pehli Mummy Se 4 Papa Aur Pehla Papa Se 5 Mummy Hain .
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