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What Happens When

What Happens When
The Elephant Sat On
The Mercedes Car … ???
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Everyone Knows
“The Mercedes bends” ;->

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A man sees a fat man



A man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.

Taunting, he asks:
Is this cabin for elephants only!

Fat man humbly replies:
No!Even monkeys like you can sit!

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A group of elephants

A group of elephants were sitting in a street..

A female elephant passes by them.. Then a loafer elephant said..

Wow!

Wat a figure!

3600-2400-3600 ;-)

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''A group of elephant

''A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by... What does the loafer elephant say? Wow... 3600-2400-3600''

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once cow,elephant and donkey arguing who is the best?

once cow,elephant and donkey arguing who is the best?

cow:i give milk so i m the best

elephant:i m powerful so i m the best?


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Say something its ur turn!

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Why Don''t ELEPHANTS Ride Bikes..?

Why Don''t ELEPHANTS Ride Bikes..?

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They Don''t Have a Thumb To Ring The Bell..

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Qualities That A Friend Must Hav

Qualities That A Friend Must Have

Cute As Elephant

Smart As Sarda

Active As Turtle

Fit As Hippo

&

Mature As Monkey


No Doubt U R a Great Friend.... :->

177 chars (2 sms)


Three ants find an elephant asleep.

Three ants find an elephant asleep.

One says,”We’ll kill him!”

Other one says,”We’ll break his legs!”

3rd one says:
“choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!” ;-

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Let us b Generous like dis:

Let us b Generous like dis:
4 Ants r moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT comin towrds them.
1st Ant says:V should KILL him.
2nd Ant says: No,Lets break his LEG alone.
3rd Ant says:No, V''ll just throw him away from our path.
4th Ant says: No, V''ll LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR ;->

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Positive Thinking:

Positive Thinking:
Poem: little bird in the sky,dropping potty on ur eye,
you dont worry,
you dont cry,
Thank to god..that elephant dont fly..

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Aik Elephant agar

Aik Elephant agar
Nangey Aadmi ko
dekhay ga to kha
Sochay ga?

Nahi Pata?
Ye hi k..

ye Aadmi iti si soond se paani kesay pita hoga..?
ha ha ha ha ha r
Nangey Aadmi ko
dekhay ga to kha
Sochay ga?

Nahi Pata?
Ye hi k..

ye Aadmi iti si soond se paani kesay pita hoga..?
ha ha ha ha ha

302 chars (2 sms)


What Did The Banana

What Did The Banana Says To The Elephant. . . ?

































Nothing. . .
Bananas Can’t Talk Stupid. . . ;->

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Ant: Whtz Ur Age

Ant: Whtz Ur Age
Elephant: 5 Yrs
Ant: But U r So Heavy
Elephant: Tan Ki Shakti , Mann Ki Shakti Bournvita. . .
Elephant: Whtz Ur Age
Ant: 18 Yrs
Elephant: But U r So Small
Ant: Fair n Lovly Lagao Aur Apni Umar Chupao. . . . ;->

238 chars (2 sms)


Chitee comes to

Chitee comes to the hospital where Haathi is admitted.... She knows the elephant is in a critical condition and in the ICU... The doctor tells the ant that she is not allowed to meet the Haathi.... what does the ant reply ?????

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"thats ok, i am not here to visit, I''m here to donate blood !!"

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Once an Ant

Once an Ant aNd aN elephAnt weNt fOr A mOvie...!
After sOmetiMe bOth oF th3m sl3pT ?


Guess why ??

Bcoz the mOvi3 fOr wHicH th3y w3nt wAs So-le (Sholay)

161 chars (2 sms)


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